Because some elements don't belong in the periodic table — or the boardroom.
Featuring a bold nod to Element 47 (silver) with an equally bold message for the wealth-hoarding space colonizer crowd. This shirt is a wearable side-eye for every algorithmic false prophet and crypto-savior who forgot the planet on his way to Mars.
Subtle enough to wear to brunch. Loud enough for livestreams.
🧪 Soft cotton, no silver lining. 🧼 Wash cold like the void.
Product features - Features side seams for enhanced shape retention - Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains shape beautifully - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching - High-quality printing techniques ensure vibrant designs - Tear-away label for comfort and skin sensitivity
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
🕒 Please Note:
All items are made to order. Production begins within 12–24 hours. Orders cannot be canceled once submitted to production.
