Mugged by the System – $5M Dollar Bill Edition

Wake up and smell the Caffeinated Cash

This $5M parody mug is for anyone who’s tired of getting mugged by the system — literally and financially. Featuring our infamous United Hates of America parody design with a face censored by money, this microwave-safe ceramic mug hits as hard as your morning coffee.

Perfect for the office, the bunker, or the courtroom steps.

☕ 11oz
🔥 Dishwasher and microwave safe
😐 Not eligible for bail reform

Own the mug that says it for you — because if you’re going to get mugged, you might as well caffeinate.

.: These mugs are made with durable white ceramic so that your prints can stand out.
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: Drink confidently on a daily basis as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.

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🕒 Please Note:
All items are made to order. Production begins within 12-24 hours of payment processing. Orders cannot be canceled once submitted to production.