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CyberTroll: The Doge, the Deal, and the Tow - Unisex Tee - Casual Style
CyberTroll: The Doge, the Deal, and the Tow - Unisex Tee - Casual Style
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When your meme economy runs out of road, call in the real heavyweights — or at least a flatbed.
In this surreal breakdown of ego, electric dreams, and Doge-fueled delusion, a smug blonde rides shotgun in a busted Cybertruck as its creator cheerfully revs a DOGE-branded chainsaw. Behind the wheel of the tow truck? A man who’s seen it all, and probably wishes he hadn’t.
Perfect for political junkies, crypto skeptics, and anyone who loves watching empire-building drift into absurdity.
High-resolution satire — now available for framing or wearing proudly to spark your next awkward conversation.
Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel.
- Features side seams for lasting shape and structural support.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains its shape even after multiple washes.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation for ultimate comfort.
- Manufactured sustainably under humane conditions, ensuring ethical practices.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🕒 Please Note:
All items are made to order. Production begins within 12–24 hours. Orders cannot be canceled once submitted to production.
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