$5M Dollar Bill Tee
See no truth. Hear no justice. Speak no freedom.
This limited-edition design is for anyone watching the American dream get auctioned off to the highest bidder. Featuring a $5M bill parody with a face smothered by cold, hard cash — this shirt is equal parts political commentary, gallows humor, and wearable resistance.
Whether you're fed up, fired up, or just flat broke in a country that prints money for the elite, this is your quiet protest in loud print.
Perfect for rallies, barbecues, awkward family dinners, or just reminding people that silence isn't always golden — sometimes it's just expensive.
🧵 Soft, breathable fabric
💬 Intended to spark conversation and laughter
📦 Ships in eco-friendly packaging
Tag it, wear it, and let the world know: you see what’s going on — and you're not buying it.
Product features
- Structured with side seams for enhanced shape retention
- Elastic ribbed knit collar for durability
- Shoulder tape for added stability
- Crisp sleeve and neck label printing for vivid designs
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🕒 Please Note:
All items are made to order. Production begins within 12–24 hours. Orders cannot be canceled once submitted to production.
